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For membership it is essential that you are too old for prizes or awards with “young” or “promising” or “authors under forty” in the title.
Members must have the belief/faith/delusion that they will have a major piece of work published before they are eighty years old.
Members must commit to meeting for drinks or coffee or a meal at least once a month.
The agenda for the above meetings will include:
Grumbling about the unfairness of life
Dissing of more successful authors
Exchanging of contact details of useful literary types met by members
Short session on botox, exercise programmes and diets. EXTREMELY SHORT
Exchange of literary and filthy jokes