Bitter and Twisted Telling Yarns (BATTY) Manifesto


FOUND THIS AND DECIDED TO REBLOG FOR FUN

For membership it is essential that you are too old for prizes or awards with “young” or “promising” or “authors under forty” in the title.

Members must have the belief/faith/delusion that they will have a major piece of work published before they are eighty years old.

Members must commit to meeting for drinks or coffee or a meal at least once a month.

The agenda for the above meetings will include:

HUGS

Grumbling about the unfairness of life

Dissing of more successful authors

Exchanging of contact details of useful literary types met by members

Short session on botox, exercise programmes and diets. EXTREMELY SHORT

Exchange of literary and filthy jokes

HUGS

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6 thoughts on “Bitter and Twisted Telling Yarns (BATTY) Manifesto

  1. What about a Guy Debord inspired group that seeks to talk up existing authors without naming them, and refuses any offers to get published?

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